i don’t want you, i want your netflix password
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
Frozen Macarena (Final Version)
Macarena by Los Del Rio vs. Let It Go by Idina Menzel.
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR
lil dude just hugged a chicken
i think we found a disney prince..
the chicken RESTS ITS HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER!! LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALOT!
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
This is so great